Friday, February 6, 2009

Thursday

1. Deny the hangover long enough to finish breakfast.
2. Tublitz pulls the brain from the bucket. Imagine it's your mother's and the room spins.
3. Wish the burn on your finger looked more like a burn on your finger.
4. Laugh at Evan laughing at Hollie laughing at Jessica laughing at norepinephrine.
5. Watch ants die on YouTube. Remember Rome with its shiny black insects and lunchtime massacres.
6. Try to embrace lightning yellow and fail. A highlighter broke in this batch.
7. Wonder if Neil is Bulgarian.
8. Do not even attempt to cut through the tire.
9. In and out of consciousness on Michael's floor. You want to eat cups.
10. Rationalize irrationality and sleep through the night.

Monday, February 2, 2009

1. You're not doing so well.