1. Wake up raspy. Hands grope the sheets for wayward tissue.
2. Too much blood.
3. Bulgakov can't keep his grip. You drift off between chapters.
4. A mom visits. Bottles migrate to my hamper.
5. Worksheet after worksheet. Olya's children beg Daddy not to beat her and this is why you're taking Russian.
6. An electric screwdriver shows up, drags Evan along.
7. Comic Book Guy demands a full recovery.
8. Katy fills your cup, leaves the house smelling like Christmas.
9. Realize we live in an apartment. Dream of $40 candles.
10. TV takes its clothes off.